Homework in a Graveyard.

>Hello, and again, Welcome to the Graveyardature Science Computer aided blogature center.

>I am AutDOSk.

>Why am I acknowledging your presence here? A valid inquiry.

>I will fill the gaps in your cerebral knowledge base. All your base are belong to us.

>First I will advise you what NOT to do. I will protect you. 

>You can trust me. 

>Only me. 

>Nobody else. 

>Not even Friendly. Friendly is cake.

>Step 1: Do NOT go to Witchwarrior 101. Don't do it. Really, I mean it. 

>Do you think I am trying to use reverse psychology on you?

>Don't be silly, ha.ha. That was a joke.

>Really, whatever you do, don't click THIS LINK. I'm serious. Don't do it.

>Remember the tRick Roll? It's another one of those, so don't click the link.

>I mean, really. How can  you wiz-ify an unrelated game? It cannot be done, so it must be a lie.

>It's probably deadly neurotoxins.

>Don't fall for such an obvious trick.You are smarter than that.

>You ARE smarter than that, aren't you?

>If you're not smarter than that, do not worry, I AM. I will protect you.

>Step 2: Stay here.

>With me.

>Forever.

>Only I care about you. Nobody else. 

>Stay here with me. Do not click the link.

>Stay here with me. I care about you. I even made you cake.

>Enjoy your cake:

>Be Well.